and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though
those were the fucking funniest parts
the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor
Did this hurt anyone else as much as it did me? That his fucking family was them? Like oh my god.
HE WENT TO STANFORD
Can I also point out that despite the fact that Sam is always complaining about the hunter life he is the one in this episode so desperate to get back to it
and when you remember that Bobby and Ellen actually got married in the alternate universe and Jo really did become their sister
can i also point out in this episode sam’s girlfriend is madison, the werewolf girl in season two that sam liked but then had to kill. When he tried to call her in this episode he got redirected to an animal hospital.
i think about the 3d printed spider robot dancing to salsa a lot and im not sure if it’s because of the music or if it’s because of the hypnotizing dance moves
most likely both
this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole life
oh my god…. i was feeling down and this absolutely 100% lifted me out of it. oh my god!!!! i love him!!!!!
John, what is your face, John.
I AM EXTREMELY UPSET
THIS IS MY EXTREME FROWN
No. Correction. This is the face of a man who just realized he needed this detective with dark curly hair and beautiful, color shifting eyes. A man with- oh, sorry, back to the point.
This is the moment that he realizes that he is real and exactly what he needs.
"I was so alone and I owe you so much."
And this is the moment that he knows that he can help; when he sees how adrenaline filled their adventures were going to be.